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The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fake Unicorn Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffian economy, worth 568 trillion Ripoffs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,927 Ripoffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffian, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Fake Unicorn Leader, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff's national animal is the Fake Unicorn and its national religion is Fake Unicorn Worship.

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